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Hanzou's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 92 (From 13 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,475 Points

Armed Prophet

Zombie Meat Unlocked 8/8/10
10 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Alien Juice 10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel 10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Hand it Over 25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)

Brawl Royale

NoLegs Unlocked 7/31/10
5 Points
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
Red Mage Unlocked 7/31/10
5 Points
That's not even a real sword.
Tonberry Unlocked 7/31/10
5 Points
Go back to your cave.
Yoko Unlocked 7/31/10
5 Points
Farukon Paaansh.
Black Waltz Unlocked 7/31/10
10 Points
Wololo.
Cool Story Bro Unlocked 8/6/10
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Lazarus Unlocked 7/31/10
10 Points
Ma gun's bigger.
Mecha Unlocked 7/31/10
25 Points
Systems failure imminent.
Natalie Unlocked 7/31/10
25 Points
Go back to kitchen.
Canti 50 Points Master the guitar.
Masochist 50 Points Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Goku 100 Points Save the universe from evil.

Medals Earned: 9/12 (100/300 points)

Bullet Heaven

Boom Unlocked 10/3/14
5 Points
Use a bomb for the first time.
Stray Bullets Unlocked 10/3/14
5 Points
Get killed with no enemies on screen.
Counter Attack Unlocked 10/3/14
10 Points
Reflect over 100 bullets with a single shield.
I Like Swords Unlocked 10/3/14
10 Points
Play 10 levels as Matt.
Killer Unlocked 10/3/14
10 Points
Kill 3000 enemies in total.
Power Up Unlocked 10/3/14
10 Points
Fully upgrade any stat.
Punching Bag Unlocked 10/3/14
10 Points
Get hit 100 times in total.
Shields On Unlocked 10/3/14
10 Points
Collect 100 power ups in total.
Shooter Unlocked 10/3/14
10 Points
Kill 300 enemies in total.
Sniper Unlocked 10/3/14
10 Points
Kill 1000 enemies in total.
Bronze Badge Unlocked 10/3/14
25 Points
Get A ranks in 5 or more levels.
Silver Badge Unlocked 10/3/14
25 Points
Get A ranks in 10 or more levels.
500k 10 Points Get a score of 500,000 in any level except survival.
Angel Wings 10 Points Play 10 levels as Natalie.
Bullet Hell 10 Points Die with over 666 enemy bullets on screen.
Gold Farmer 10 Points Finish any level except Survival with over 3,000 coins.
Max Power 10 Points Fully upgrade all stats
Millionaire 10 Points Get a score of 1,000,000 in any level except survival.
Pew Pew Pew 10 Points Play 10 levels as Lance.
Slayer 10 Points Kill 10000 enemies in total.
Stars Everywhere 10 Points Play 10 levels as NoLegs.
Tree Hugger 10 Points Play 10 levels as Anna.
Ultimate Blade 10 Points Kill 25 enemies instantly.
Bullet Master 25 Points Complete all bonus levels.
Gold Badge 25 Points Get A ranks in 15 or more levels.
Pacifism 25 Points Reach wave 33 in Survival without killing anything.
Perfect Run 25 Points Beat any level between 16 and 20 without taking any damage.
Platinum Badge 25 Points Get A ranks in 20 or more levels.
The End 25 Points Defeat the final boss and complete the standard set of 20 levels.
3 Heart Challenge 50 Points Beat the first 20 levels without upgrading your health.
Mass Murderer 50 Points Kill 1,000 foes in a single game of Survival.
Diamond Badge 100 Points Get A ranks in all 25 levels.

Medals Earned: 12/32 (140/600 points)

Epic Battle Fantasy

Art Guy Unlocked 3/28/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Beholder Unlocked 3/28/10
10 Points
Slay the tentacle beast.
Chaos Unlocked 3/28/10
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Defender Unlocked 3/28/10
10 Points
Slay the sentinel.
Fail Unlocked 3/28/10
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
King Slime Unlocked 3/28/10
10 Points
Slay the giant slime.
Pervert Unlocked 3/28/10
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Mecha 10 Points Slay the giant robot.
Regice 10 Points Slay the Pokemanz.
Goku 50 Points Slay your undead god.
Warrior 50 Points Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Hero 100 Points Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Knight 100 Points Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Credits Guy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Owned Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Punching Bag Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Terrorist Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I Like Swords Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 7/18 (80/460 points)

Epic Battle Fantasy 2

Guardian Unlocked 4/16/10
10 Points
Smash up an elite sentry.
Kitten Kart Unlocked 4/16/10
10 Points
Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
Max Radiation Unlocked 4/16/10
10 Points
Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.
Noob Unlocked 4/16/10
10 Points
Kill yourself.
Battle Cat 10 Points Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.
Giga Golem 10 Points Master the elements.
Invincible 10 Points Survive with 1HP remaining.
Minigamer 1 10 Points Get 5000 points in part one.
Minigamer 2 10 Points Get 6000 points in part two.
Oblivion 10 Points Swept away by waves of fire.
Sand Worm 10 Points Eat worms for breakfast.
Zombie Hydra 10 Points Slay the undead dragon.
Middle Tier 25 Points Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.
Minigamer 3 25 Points Get 10,000 points in survival.
Sword Master 25 Points Try out all swords.
Beast Master 50 Points Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.
Leet Tier 50 Points Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.
Overkill 50 Points Hit the damage limit of 99999.
Valkyrie 50 Points Defeat the final boss and save the world.
God Tier 100 Points Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.

Medals Earned: 4/20 (40/495 points)

Level Up!

Gem Collector Unlocked 3/28/10
5 Points
Collect 100 Gems.
Time Waster Unlocked 3/28/10
5 Points
Play to day 7 and beyond.
Gem Connoisseur Unlocked 3/28/10
10 Points
Collect All Giant Gems.
Gem Hoarder Unlocked 3/28/10
10 Points
Collect 400 Gems.
Moving the Mail Unlocked 3/28/10
10 Points
Find all the checkpoints in the level.
Fountain of Knowledge Unlocked 3/28/10
25 Points
Fill out every entry in the Codex.
Gem Addict Unlocked 3/28/10
25 Points
Collect every Red Gem on the Level.
Mad Skills Unlocked 3/28/10
25 Points
Buy every skill.
Grinding Maniac Unlocked 3/28/10
50 Points
Max out every single level type.
Obsessive Unlocked 3/28/10
100 Points
Get 100% completion.
Dashing Course Legend 25 Points Beat the Super Dashing Course in under 25 seconds.
Heartbreaker 50 Points Defeat Nightmare with only 1 LOVE level.
Insomniac 50 Points Complete the game without ever sleeping.

Medals Earned: 10/13 (265/390 points)

Newgrounds Rumble

Hoarder Patrol Unlocked 4/28/14
5 Points
Snag the first three powerups in a match before anyone else has a chance to.
People Pancakes Unlocked 4/28/14
5 Points
Lure two or more opponents into the trash compactor during any battle in the Scrapyard.
C-C-Combo Maker Unlocked 4/28/14
25 Points
Deliver at least 80 damage in one aerial combo.
C-C-Combo Breaker 10 Points Parry three times in one jump.
Wile E. Ways 10 Points Knock an opponent out of the ring three times in one match.
Diplomatically Challenged 25 Points Complete all 12 challenges in Challenge Mode.
Meat Shield 25 Points Trick an opponent into killing one of their own teammates with a projectile.
Survival Horror 25 Points Survive at least 5 opponents in Survival Mode on OMFG difficulty.
Wall Street Brawler 25 Points Bank over 5000 Grounds Gold.
The Eventuallyending Story 50 Points Complete all 12 stories in Story Mode.
Transgressive Compulsive 100 Points Earn 100% Game Completion.
Message of Luff Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
15 Minutes of Fame Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/13 (35/320 points)

Pico's School

Brutal Unlocked 8/7/10
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Overkill Unlocked 3/12/10
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Scat Man Unlocked 3/12/10
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Tap That Unlocked 3/12/10
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Save the Day Unlocked 3/13/10
100 Points
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Marc Summers Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bruckheimer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 5/7 (185/260 points)

Score!

Deaf Unlocked 8/7/10
5 Points
The sound of silence...
Frotteurism Unlocked 8/7/10
5 Points
It's just too hard to resist...
Hospitalized Unlocked 8/7/10
5 Points
Let's take this outside!
Quitter Unlocked 8/7/10
5 Points
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Rejection Unlocked 8/7/10
5 Points
Love hurts.
Scooter Rooter Unlocked 8/7/10
5 Points
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
The Flash Unlocked 8/7/10
5 Points
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Thirsty Unlocked 8/7/10
5 Points
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Violence Unlocked 8/7/10
5 Points
Put em up.
Alpha Male Unlocked 8/7/10
10 Points
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Beached As Unlocked 8/7/10
10 Points
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Booze Hound Unlocked 8/7/10
10 Points
Drink til you drop.
Cock Block Unlocked 8/7/10
10 Points
Chicks before dicks.
Hungry Unlocked 8/7/10
10 Points
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Sleazebag Unlocked 8/7/10
10 Points
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Experimenting Unlocked 8/7/10
25 Points
Proven to double your chances!
Multicultural Unlocked 8/7/10
25 Points
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
True Gentleman Unlocked 8/7/10
25 Points
Treat her like a lady.
2's Company 3's... Unlocked 8/7/10
50 Points
...a hell of a good time!
Casanova Unlocked 8/7/10
50 Points
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
Score! Unlocked 8/7/10
100 Points
You are officially the master of scoring!

Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)

Seed of Destruction

Infertility Unlocked 8/21/10
5 Points
Get a game over.
Master of Time and Space Unlocked 8/21/10
5 Points
Pause the game.
Backfire Unlocked 8/21/10
10 Points
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Tankicular Homicide Unlocked 8/21/10
10 Points
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Toast Master Unlocked 9/1/10
25 Points
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Drunken Air Show 10 Points Play a custom game with only jets.
Mega Combo 10 Points Get a 20+ combo.
Hanging in There 25 Points Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Looking for a Challenge 25 Points Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Ball Fondler 50 Points Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points Beat story mode.
Evasivivity 50 Points Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Seed of Destruction 100 Points Beat story mode on hard.

Medals Earned: 5/14 (55/425 points)